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Traveling With Your Lugez Ice Luge

Lugez Team,

June 5th, 2008

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Sometimes you need to bring the party with you.  And Lugez Ice Luge is willing to travel if properly prepared.  If you prepare correctly you will have no problem travelling to the party with your Lugez ice luge.

You can travel for upto 2 hours with your Penis ice luge.  Our future models will travel longer, but the wanker (shlong dong) on our first ice luge doesn’t carry the volume of ice that a DD titty can.  We have found the best traveling tool is the cooler bag.  You know the heavily insulated bages that zip up and have handles.  Depending on the size of the bag you can carry 1, 2, or even 3.  A normal cooler will work just fine too. 

Create a bed of ice on the bottom.  Gently place your ice luge in the bag.  And cover with ice.  Do not remove your mold until you reach your destination.  The ice luge mold keeps it cool and holds the ice together.

If you ice luge melts too much…..Let it completely melt and reuse the mold (if it didn’t break).  The thawing and refreazing can create fractures and make the ice luge unstabble.

Up the River…Down the River…..

Lugez Team,

June 2nd, 2008

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1. Everyone sits in a circle, one player is the dealer as well as a participant. Each player is dealt four cards face up, to be kept in front of that player.

2. The dealer then starts ‘up the river’ by turning over the first card.

a) Each player with the same card in front of him/her (suit doesn’t matter), must take one drink.

b) If the person has more than one of the same card, it is a drink for each card.

3. The dealer then turns over the next card. Same thing, except this time it is two drinks. The next deal is three drinks, and the the last is Shot from Lugez.

4. After the fourth card, the dealer returns ‘down the river’ by dealing the next card on top of the fourth card dealt.

a) Players with matching cards now ‘give’ a shot from the Lugez away.
b) If the player has more than one of the same card; the player ‘gives’ drinks for each card.

5. The dealer continues back ‘down the river’ by dealing the next card on top of the third card dealt. This time players give three cards for each matching card. The next deal is a give of two drinks, and the last deal is a give of one drink.

6. After all the cards are dealt, simply shuffle and deal again. Lastly, the dealer starts turning over cards, while counting from 1 (ace) to 13 (king), if the count and the card turned over are equal in value then all players drink that many drinks.

7. Play continues until everyone is sick of the game.